The Summer of '11...The Most Bitchin' Time of my Life

Upon titling this post, i realized I should probably broaden my surroundings and start using catchphrases that don't originate from Dazed & Confused. Anyway Van der Woodsen, your post was inspirational! I am really loving this whole "college" thing right now because it's a chance to completely reinvent myself. Well, not completely...I mean, I have considered changing my name to Eliza, speaking in an Italian accent, and constructing some convoluted story backstory about my father's alleged mafia involvement, you know, just to spice things up, but then I realized that eventually someone would find out I'm a frighteningly average girl from Katy. And then everyone would shun me because I fooled them into believing I was somebody I wasn't. And if that happened, I would feel like I was staring in a 90s teen moviem or Camp Rock...and that is not okay with me. So I decided my fashion reinvention would be more like a remodel. It will be me, personified. I'm not sure on the specifics, but I have a few ideas...

Her hair isn't the cutest in this photo, but I'm in love with Leila Jay! Not only does she have a middle part, but she has the whole doe-eyed sex kitten thing that I covet. I must learn how to do my eye makeup like hers

A continuation of the sex ktten concept. Why is Sophia Loren is so effortlessly and eternally sexy, damnit?! Oh, how I wish I was Sophia Loren!

I really love this because even though Lui wen has absolutely no curves, she's ridiculously beautiful! Plus, she's Chinese, and we all know how much I wish I was Asian! Seiously, her sexiness despite her lack of a figure is inspiring!!!

This is as statement! I no longer care how creepy my cat fetish is. I LOVE CATS!!!!!

Honestly, this needs no explanation.

This one is mostly reserved for the summer and our numerous beachventures to Galveston. I figure, we'll be driving by telephone road enough, I may as well channel my inner gypsy!

Because I so desperately want to be a ballerina!

I have a sneaking suspicion that this will be me in college, so I may as well accept fate now and invest in a bunch of leggings, chunky sweaters, and some eyeliner.